Lancelot's Take

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Of a Man and a Machine

I guess I had better make use of the fact that I am finally here to type out stuff I have been meaning to for some time now, but have been prevented from doing so by a combination of work, classes, my social responsibilities and my immense laziness. So I'll try and finish it before the sloth catches up again.

Most people would have read about the demise of Mr. CR Irani, editor-in-chief of The Statesman. In case any of you haven't and want to, you can check up a hundred and one sites about it; you may check out this link just so you have only a hundred left after that.

It is, of course, not possible for someone who doesn't know another person personally to say whether or not the latter actually believed in and lived by every one of the ideals that he preached. But, as far as CR Irani is concerned, at least he had the right ideals in place. Whether they were, or were not, a true reflection of the man that he was is not a debate I wish to enter into right now.

The reason I am writing about him at all is probably because he was one of the verrrrrrrry few "eminent" people I had occasion to meet face-to-face. Even that was for a very short time at an inter-school meet at South Point school, where I had a silver in the Creative Writing section, and he happened to be the chief guest. And we exchanged maybe two sentences each at the end of the function.

When I read the news in the paper, the image of a dignified, aging man, completely dependent on his walking stick, yet standing erect, flashed in front of me. Like I said, I have no idea in the world whether the man actually lived by the ideals he advocated. But, if it were so, then it a sad loss to a nation where the number of people with his kind of courage and conviction is dwindling rapidly. One can only hope that "The Statesman" will continue to aspire to the standards of ethic and reporting quality that they eulogise him for today.

Pray for him and the aforementioned standards.

And that the nagging doubts about all this in me be put to rest.

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If you have read this post by DD before reading this one, then you might remember that I ran into him, while he was on one of his short visits to Kharagpur, outside the shop where I was assembling my comp.

That particular shop and its owner are together an excellent example of how everything in life seems to even out. In that shop lies collections of fairly sophisticated and reasonably advanced computer hardware. Pretty close to the latest stuff available as far as the basic comp requirements are concerned. And then there's the owner of that shop, who works at the kind of speed that would have put all the abacus-handlers of yesteryear to shame.

He is the kind of man who will make you comprehend why the wise men of the ages gone by have advocated the principle of doing things without expecting anything in return. If, for instance, you were to ask him a question, then it would take a pretty good memory on your part to remember what the question was by the time he gives you the answer. Also, do not expect, when you place an order, to get the configuration or the specifications that you asked for, notwithstanding the fact that you are the one paying for it. You might, like me, have ordered an all-white system, go there, pick a cabinet of your choice, watch the motherboard, hard disk, RAM et al painstakingly installed in their places, and then be told,"Sorry Sir, but white monitors and keyboards are not available. Would black be a bother??"

Would it be a bother?? It better not, if you are in my shoes.

Thus, at the end of the whole sequence, you find yourself in a situation where you return to the hostel with a white cabinet, temporary monitors, keyboards and mouse, so that at least the comp can run while the stuff you ordered are sent for again. Dire threats and abuse, its worth mentioning at this point, are completely useless coz the lad just doesn't have the ability to compile all that.

So you do what I did, quietly submit to his data output, and take what you get, praying that the rest of it turns up on your doorstep by some miracle. And you also realize that because of the excruciatingly slow speed of working of this man, you have spent 10 hours just to get that much done.

Fortunately for me, at the end of the day( which was around 1 o' clock at night, DD, a couple of his friends, and acroyali were there with a few drinks to help ease the pain. And then Chhedi's and bed.

My adventures with the comp did not end here, but the rest of the honeymoon period needs to wait for its chance on the blog, because a bad connection forced me to retype this one once already. Besides, I gave my swimming slot a miss yet again, and I somehow fancy that quite a few people would not mind giving me a feel of the rough edge of things, given the inter halls are less than a month away. The only reason they haven't is coz they probably realize(rightly) that I won't make to big a difference to our chances.
There are a few more things apart from my teething problems with my comp that I wanted to write about; such as my 5th semester so far, being a (ahem!) senior at IIT Kgp, meetings with last years passouts who are going their ways, and life in general, but I must stop this one now and go feed my tummy which has been making protesting grumbles for some time now.

Auf wiedersehen.

20 Comments:

  • At 10:34 PM, Blogger Rimi said…

    social responsibilities? and na na, don't let the sloth get to you! schrieb oft! and are you like, a swimming champ sort of a guy?

     
  • At 12:46 AM, Blogger Lancelot said…

    i didnt ... i beat the sloth.... we have certain social obligations which cost time.... schrieb oft ettu beshi hi-fi hoye gelo... swimming champs make a diff to thr team's chances...i dont

     
  • At 3:54 PM, Blogger KT said…

    Mr Irani could inspire you this much when,as you said,you exchanged a couple of sentences with him .Just think, there must have been some fellows who worked day in day out with him and they must have ingrained his philosophy of life in their psyche to pursue it further.
    Nice account of your PC related problems,subtle satire n humor.good going.

     
  • At 3:59 PM, Blogger KT said…

    Hey !!do let Kgp folks know about the raw deal Indian Ocean received from the current vp,kgp junta should know abt this n learn from it that no music bands are to be handled by politicos from now on.

     
  • At 4:45 PM, Blogger jaded said…

    c.r.irani actually inspired you thru his writing and i remember thinking that at least we have one unbiased and impartial journalist..he used to give the stick to people reguardless of whether they wer congressmen or bjp ppl!!!
    he was one hell of a dude and truly in his case the pen was mightier than the sword...

    btw u poor fellow, that comp. shopkeeper sounds like a big-time pain!

     
  • At 5:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    u were at my school's prize distribution ceremony?
    i was there too.
    2003...
    omg its a small world.
    Dreamcatcher

     
  • At 9:33 PM, Blogger Lancelot said…

    @all:this was not meant to be a praising of CRIrani. just to say that the ideals he stood for were admirable. Unfortunately, had far too many experiences to be able to believe that ppl passionately defend what they claim to stand for.

    @liquid sunshine: thanq.... hope the buzzing and interest can make u come back...

    @phippogriff:thanx for the compliments.... yes i will try and let people know about it... for all that we have, sadly, the elections are not what they should be.

    @jaded:bigger pain than u can imagine, but he has his better days!!

    @dreamcatcher:u are a pointer?? i went for that in my final yr in skool, so that would be the smarak kosh in 2002 i guess.... agree that it is a small world though

     
  • At 12:03 PM, Blogger Dreamcatcher said…

    yeah tht was my final year of school as well. my last prize distribution.

     
  • At 6:35 AM, Blogger . : A : . said…

    Machines always make for good adventures!

    :-)

     
  • At 5:03 PM, Blogger Rimi said…

    lance, re dreamcatcher's comments, your 'real' id is in danger of becoming apparant! ;D

     
  • At 8:11 PM, Blogger Dipanjan Das said…

    notun post?

     
  • At 6:01 PM, Blogger Calvin said…

    there are a few outstanding pressmen who reconfirm our belief in good journalism, esp after ToI and the like do their best to rid us of that conviction.

    that Goyal fellow is hapless. hopeless. helpless. all of the above.

     
  • At 1:54 PM, Blogger Lancelot said…

    @dreamcatcher:was a gr8 experience though.

    @.:a:. they do but sometimes i could do without this kind of adventure

    @rimi:???

    @dd:sorry, OS and some other troubles have me really down

    @s! quite right about the pressmen, and the effects of some groups of pressmen.
    Agree entirely about goyal!!!!

     
  • At 10:25 AM, Blogger Tabula_Rasa said…

    Dropped by...yet again.

     
  • At 6:25 PM, Blogger Rimi said…

    look lance, sure you're like super busy and everything, but please, eto tao bara bari bhalo na. POST!!!

     
  • At 6:49 PM, Blogger jaded said…

    seriously, are you even alive and kicking????

     
  • At 12:22 AM, Blogger Dreamcatcher said…

    hello hello..life to this blog!

     
  • At 2:57 AM, Blogger Lancelot said…

    @nomadic waves: thanx for dropping by

    @rimi,jaded and DC: Everybody, sorry.... just the worst phase of my life rite now...alive, yes, kicking no!!! hopefully it'll pass soon

     
  • At 1:16 AM, Blogger Dreamcatcher said…

    Hey tc.
    and hope floats.
    btw are u sure u didnt put baking powder in ur coffee like i did? that wud make anyone feel terrible.

     
  • At 8:08 AM, Blogger Rashmi Patel said…

    no post for long .....

     

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